Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

by smohr March 3, 2011

natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

cha cha and Natalie love each other so very much

haha, Natalie and Charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ahahah

by big changes June 20, 2021

Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot

Military phonetic alphabet for "Go fuck yourself." Look at the first letter of each word.

I told my commanding officer the coordinates were: "Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot." Thank god he never learned I told him to go fuck himself.

by CharlieUniformNovemberTango January 6, 2017

Charlie Hoekstra

A very strong man with a particularly strong penis

That guy is such a Charlie Hoekstra he is so strong. He could lift a bus with his penis

by Luke bertke February 18, 2022

Charlie

A fucking dickhead who is worse than Stalin and Hitler combined. The literal spawn of Satan. Plays Fortnite. With a tiny dick
Not every Charlie but if their last name is 'long' then fuck them

Charlie: exists
Jesus: fuck you
God : fuck you
Literally everyone: fuck you

by British empire gang December 28, 2019

Charlie

Charlie (an ugly dog) will eat anything that is droped on the floor of in reach (once eating broken glass) she will some how jump on top of the fridge and get stuck, put her head under a fence and get it stuck, and will enjoy eat frogs and lizards.

Ugggg who ate the toilet paper and soap bars (Charlie intensifies)

by Dat Zoomer Boi November 19, 2020