Pouncing Turtle

A name people use to distract girls from creeping on their facebooks. By changing their real name to "Pouncing Turtle", one is trying to escape from the reality of their EXTREME douchiness. In doing so.. they are ashamed of their true identity and use a turtle that pounces to distract them from the disgrace of being themselves.

"New Friend Request from Pouncing Turtle"

Friend request denied.

Pouncing Turtle by Jumping Shrimp November 28, 2010

awkward silence turtle 

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

awkward silence turtle by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

awkward turtle 

The awkward turtle was originated from many awkward situations where a man would take his pants off before sex, and due to a lack of girth and or size would make the situation very awkward thus also shriveling the ballsack. The tiny penis/shriveled sack combination looks similar to a turtle with it's head poking out, picture a turtle upside down in its shell.

This phrase was soon brought out of the bedroom and applied to everyday awkward situations, but all refer back to that original awkward turtle moment when the awkward turtle first appeared and the woman mysteriously got a horrible headache...

The awkward turtle is symbolized by placing one hand, open, palm facing down, thumb out to the side on top of your other hand, palm facing down, thumb out. The thumbs are then wiggled or rotated in tiny circles to signify the awkward tension.

Her: Are you ready?
Him: Yeah, let me take my pants off...
Her: *Gasp*
Him: It gets bigger!!
Her: I just got a really bad headache... I think I'm allergic to your tiny, pathetic penis.

This moment describes the awkward turtle.

awkward turtle by AreDub January 10, 2008

purple turtle 

is when your balls are so shrivalled and hard like the shell of a turtle (if white) and go a light purple colour

when u get un changed and its cold and your balls are hard and look like the shell of a turtle = purple turtle

purple turtle by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009

rain turtle 

Rain turtle comes from a native american ceremony where they would collect rocks, form a turtle out of them and then pee on it to prevent rain.

Oh man its going to rain, we better make a rain turtle and the rocks better be just right.

rain turtle by Hoplite January 20, 2005

Volcanic Turtle 

A freaking moron who likes Turtles but does not really like Turtles. This person is a queer and is obessed with Urbandisctionary.com. Has problems with his brain and likes to love himself, because he has noone else.

That freaking Volcanic turtle is a bitch!

Volcanic Turtle by TridenT March 26, 2005

mud turtle 

A slang term to describe a poop.

"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".

mud turtle by fromthecurtain September 24, 2011