Smashed Burgers

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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.

“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"

Smashed Burgers by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023

Celebrity Smasher 

A female who is surrounded by the industry and who is known to date Celebrities, Actor, Models, and Famous Musicians.

"dang i dont know why you bragging about being a celebrity smasher."

Celebrity Smasher by Atlzone3 November 2, 2009

tongue smashing 

the term used by boys to describe the tongue kisses he has with his girl friend

you know what would convince me to spill? spit swapping and tongue smashing could definitely do it. but hey, how would i know?

tongue smashing by bbbig May 25, 2011

snapper smashers 

The act of two females smashing their vaginas (Snappers) together for sexual pleasure.

Them too ladies are Snapper Smashers.

I have always wanted to take home a couple of Snapper Smashers

snapper smashers by Bigboy-33 September 3, 2013

stealth smasher 

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising

Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!

stealth smasher by Boil the prawn yeeeeessss May 11, 2018

Ukulele Smashing Bandito 

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

Ukulele Smashing Bandito by aestherehxia July 18, 2019

sashativa 

another word for marijuana when referring to it as a god of some sorts

I believe in a good hit of sashativa every day. It mellows me out and keeps me going.

sashativa by Khong June 27, 2009