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San Diego Sausage Roll

1. When three gay men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton's blog.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS

chocolate sausage

to stick an erect penis in the ass of another and make them suck on it
that dirty hoe likes mi chocolate sausage!
chocolate sausage by puddles June 12, 2006

arctic sausage

when you do a shit into condom. freeze it and then use it as a dildo for men or woman.
The female used an arctic sausage last night

Snot Sausage

The male genitalia, penis, cock, prick, purple-headed-one-eyed-warrior, the little general, winkle.
"It was then that I saw the size of his snot sausage!"
Snot Sausage by Snot_Sausage October 10, 2006

Afghani Blood Sausage 

When you screw a girl on her rag, and then she proceeds to give you head afterwards
I thought I was going to puke, when my girl and I performed the Afghani Blood Sausage.
Afghani Blood Sausage by bigtm09 February 13, 2010

Bulgarian Sausage 

A penis that is unusually small in length, but average to above average in width
How sad your Bulgarian Sausage looks