suicide putty
Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!
suicide putty by awl1993 July 6, 2010
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putz master
A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.
Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".
Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"
putz master by raging Jorge October 8, 2010
Putashuta
This is the action taken when someone is pissed at someone and wants revenge. All it involves is 2 angry Latinas, a sandal, a strong Latina arm, and a rationalization behind this absolute #galfight starter. This can solely be done by a Latina female, as it involves extreme hand-eye coordination which can be seen on the common pissed-off Latina. One Latina is walking away thinking she just won the argument and that she is the literal shit. The other Latina then takes her sandal and aimlessly chucks the sandal with the goal of hitting the not-so-cool-thinks-she’s-the-shit Latina, preferably in the head or upper ass. This sandal, having been thrown by a pissed-off Latina, will inevitably hit the other girl.
Juanita just found out she’s not invited to margaritas quinceañera. They get into an intense argument when margarita storms off thinking she is the shit. Right then and there, Juanita pulls a putashuta and hits the bitch in the face. Boom. Putashutad.
Putashuta by Thegr8testputa#1 February 4, 2019