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post-sermon relief 

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
post-sermon relief by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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post high 

Another way of calling someone conceited, snobby or uppity. Describes someone who believes they are better than someone else. There's a verse from Black Moon's "Who Got Da Props" that uses the term:

"See I paid my dues, now you can't tell me nothing
This is dedicated to the ones who kept fronting
The ones who tried to diss and post high? Oh no
Just 'cause you had low, see now I got dough
Abbott: Hey, look at my new Mercedes. Sure beats that hooptie you drive around in.
Costello: Oh, so you tryin' to post high, like you all that? We both know yo' ass is on food stamps!
post high by not for nothing August 28, 2018

Post exercise

The feeling you get when you finished exercising,like you feel with a lot of energy,and can do anythings.Like for example when you have been eating a lot of junk and not been exercising in a long time.But when you start to exercise,the feeing you get after,its like if you have loosen weight and look great.You feel healthy and amazing.Somehow our bodies just feel different after you exercise.Some of us think we gain muscles,when we lift weights or that our legs look great after you run in a treadmill.Even thought it's not really like that or like when you do crunches and after you check your self in the mirror you think your stomach is flat.Our minds trick us in believing that we look different,while other people see us the same.I don't know if our mind just does it,to make us feel better or our body did actually feel different.I don't know if it the same for everyone but that the feeling I get after I exercise.
I have the feeling of post exercise after a long day at the gym
Post exercise by Jacky01 August 31, 2018

Post exercise

The feeling you get when you finished exercising,like you feel with a lot of energy,and can do anythings.Like for example when you have been eating a lot of junk and not been exercising in a long time.But when you start to exercise,the feeing you get after,its like if you have loosen weight and look great.You feel healthy and amazing.Somehow our bodies just feel different after you exercise.Some of us think we gain muscles,when we lift weights or that our legs look great after you run in a treadmill.Even thought it's not really like that or like when you do crunches and after you check your self in the mirror you think your stomach is flat.Our minds trick us in believing that we look different,while other people see us the same.I don't know if our mind just does it,to make us feel better or our body did actually feel different.I don't know if it the same for everyone but that the feeling I get after I exercise.
I have the feeling of post exercise after a long day at the gym.
Post exercise by Jacky01 August 31, 2018

Post-Bonner

The time between right after you nut and when the bonner completely goes away.
Bryan: “Yo I had a Post-Bonner for like 20 minutes bro.”
Kaleb: “Damn, that must of been a fat one!”

post-surgery curiosity

Refers to the common occurrence of a patient’s asking the doctor to show him the “nasty” (i.e., a lodged foreign object, gall/kidney stone, tumor, infection-colony x-ray, etc.) that was removed, and thus his intense suffering in finally alleviated. Deep-framing said undesirable for display on the person’s wall is optional.
Children are most often the patients exhibiting post-surgery curiosity, such as wanting to see a thorn/splinter (“No WONDER this was paining you so much --- just look how big and ugly it is!”) after it’s been extracted from their hurting appendage.
post-surgery curiosity by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Post-mayonnaise white 

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.