Sneaky Poo

doing a poo in a public place without anyone realising

hey john guess what, i just took a Sneaky Poo in the middle of that crowd. Sneaky Poo

by CheesyNoob321 June 7, 2017

poo eater

pooeater is the term often associated with someone who regularly eats their own feces. Not just every once in a while, it can be as often as breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I saw Ella eating her own poo. Ella is a flaming poo eater!

by brendanmeagher May 6, 2020

Poo tang

The sharp, acidic smell which creeps under the partition and hits your nose in a toilet cubicle when someone in the cubicle next to you is parking their breakfast.

"Jesus christ, Jeff... the poo tang in those thunderboxes this morning burned all my nose hairs out."

"It's a very nice bar but the WC always stinks of poo tang".

by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022

boopy poo

the thing u can say in any situation. exciting, annoying, scary, etc. go all out. become one with boopy poo

1): omg im so scared
2): bOOPY POO
3): get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020

poo brown

a shade of brown that creepily looks a lot like poo; also used as an insult to call sus people in among us

oh my god you were such a poo brown in among us yesterday
oh my god your hair is poo brown color

by dolla72480 June 20, 2021

Poo Splatter

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.

"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda

by 1234eyesonme May 9, 2018

Dinky poo

Dinky poo:

An idiot who makes many grammatical errors.

Wayne David Penna is a Dinky Poo.
He couldn't write a sentence to save his life.
Argues on facebook and looks like an idiot because his grammatical errors.

by The left sucks January 25, 2019