Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018

piss painter

One who pisses with paint

That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.

by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019

Finger painting

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull it out to fuck her tits, thus rubbing streaks of poo across her chest.
Finger painting

Ohh baby i want to fingure paint you tonight. Cause everyone is finger painting these days!

by NeccrotticPoo May 28, 2019

black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

chocolate paintjob

the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car

"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."

by fukurdog October 10, 2019

Box Painting

The dying of one's pubic hair.

What color is your box painted?

Have you ever done box painting?
"Does the carpet match the drapes"

Reply, - yes it does, my box is painted pink :)

by LeDarke March 9, 2020

Finger Painting

When a woman masturbates while going through menstruation.

"I've been stressed out lately but I'm on my period. Is it worth Finger Painting?"

by Dynamic Teller June 1, 2020