Wet Pepe is analogous to the dirty sanchez. It is a moustache made up of vaginal and cervical fluid (aka vag juice). After digitally stimulating his bride, a man may then smear the content on her upper lip. Alternatively, a woman may may smear said contents on her partners upper lip. In this way, it is a gender-neutral paraphilic act delighting with the ability to delight both chauvinists and feminists alike.
Nota bene: if the woman is known to have cervicitis or vaginitis (chlamydia, trichomoniasis, etc.) this is more properly referred to as an infected wet Pepe
Nota bene: if the woman is known to have cervicitis or vaginitis (chlamydia, trichomoniasis, etc.) this is more properly referred to as an infected wet Pepe
Last night I was Netflix and chilling with Rachel. Just doing my thing and bitch gave me a surprise wet Pepe.
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Get the Wet mattress mug.1. Did you see how that Taco Bell cashier looked at me? She wanted to give me the Wet Business!
2. Why does it smell like Baducey in the back of your car? Did you give someone the Wet Business here?
2. Why does it smell like Baducey in the back of your car? Did you give someone the Wet Business here?
by Strange80nv September 5, 2012
Get the Wet Business mug.Any one who drinks jaeger Bombs. Drink of the gods that can infact turn you into a god like figure - You can, after enough Jaeger take on the world.
Alt. When your penis becomes useless like a wet weekend after overcooking it on the Jaeger.
Alt. When your penis becomes useless like a wet weekend after overcooking it on the Jaeger.
by Arik Of Arnold January 12, 2012
Get the Wet Weapon mug.A bad lie that only works because it is socially awkward or embarrassing. Used to quickly end an interrogation.
Example 1
At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.
Guy: What were you just doing?
Roommate: Watching porn.
Guy: Oh *walks away*
Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.
Example 2
Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.
Dad: What's going on in there?
Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...
Mom: Why are you so sweaty?
Son: I was really getting into it
Parents: *walk away*
What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie
At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.
Guy: What were you just doing?
Roommate: Watching porn.
Guy: Oh *walks away*
Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.
Example 2
Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.
Dad: What's going on in there?
Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...
Mom: Why are you so sweaty?
Son: I was really getting into it
Parents: *walk away*
What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie
by JFangsta July 14, 2011
Get the wet lie mug.The act of sticking a used condom inside a woman's anus, allowing it to marinate inside her anal cavity for up to 10 minutes, removing it, and then slapping her in the face with the condom.
Gabriel gave Emily a wet spanky after their sexual intercourse.
Adam pleasured Eve, and then proceeded to give her a wet spanky.
Adam pleasured Eve, and then proceeded to give her a wet spanky.
by Jabriel Guan June 18, 2011
Get the Wet Spanky mug.My friend just shit in his hand and slapped that chick with it, I was like "Damn that bitch just got hit with a Wet Rondo."
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