john halo

A pretty cool guy

Human: John halo from xbox is a pretty cool guy

by anonymous June 14, 2022

Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

by D Moore April 27, 2014

John King

The greatest man that ever lived.

He can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.

John King doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.

by wolfpack2013 February 13, 2013

John Cena

Verb- To overcome the odds

A.K.A- Superman

Too much of anything is bad. We've had too much John Cena.

by Rememberme January 1, 2009

crapper john

It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.

Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...

by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005

joe-john

Someone that is so misguided and confused at life, that they don't know their own name. This trait often rubs off into their everyday activities, often causing them to give off a negative aura.

Normal Person : "Hey! What's your name?"
Socially Awkward Person: "It's Joe, err, John.. It's John."
Normal Person : "Alright Joe-John, I'm going to leave now. Let's pray we never talk to each other again."

by rmag_tnc December 9, 2013

John Shit

It's when someone you know does something incredibly dumb & there is absolutely no logic behind it at all "That's Some John Shit!" And you feel like you're out of your gourd/speechless at how stupid oneself could be.

Someone that takes a shower right before they workout, & after. That's some John Shit.

by good buddy June 12, 2014