Disney jerk off

A content creator who is hot as fuck but limits their content to solo performances, or very rare collabs. A huge waste of potential and fantasy, because they only like what they see on the screen or mirror. A Borrick. Adds to social content but in a limited way that seems overly limited to their potential.

Derrick’s a Disney jerk off. He’s hot af, but only wants to beat it to himself.

She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.

He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

Wireless jerk

The wireless jerk is when you get super high and think you masturbating you still get the orgasm without physical doing it !

Bro I am going to take so mushrooms and have a wireless jerk

by The jerk guy September 30, 2025

Jerk Circle

A popular dance known as a jerk where a group of individuals dance

Yo let’s hit the jerk circle

by Max debank October 16, 2025

Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk

When your significant other twerks on you and works your weiner with hand sanitizer while listening to Lil Durk.

My wife of 7 years gave me Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Brazilian Circle Jerk

When a bunch of Brazilian men jerk each other off in the back of a van.

Dude did you see that Rick Moranis looking dude by the hardwood floors van. He’s the guy who leads the Brazilian Circle Jerk in back of that hardwood floors van.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

Utah Terk and Jerk

The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.

I Did the Utah Terk and Jerk last night, It was wonderful!

by Cockniggalicker6969 November 8, 2025