meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

mike paden

The single best Beam streamer in all of Beam

Did you see MPW last night? Mike Paden did AMAZING on the card.

by THEsd23 April 24, 2017

mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club

Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.

by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017

mike sans

Man with a large penis who gets all the soccer moms

MIKE SANS YOU SLAYER

by Mike sans October 30, 2017

The Mike Tyson

When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".

I gave her the Mike Tyson

by Stickystuart11 November 22, 2017

Dyke Mike

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.

Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!

by MingerSquare December 2, 2017

Moisty mike

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them

example: want to do a moisty mike tonight

by Moisty mike dad May 10, 2018