john louis

an english name for someone who just loves france, so much so that they rub garlic all over their chest hair in an effort to recreate the finest french dishes

check out that john louis, i wish someone would tell him he needs a wash. wannabe french nob

by dunkers June 26, 2011

John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.

Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.

by Big Lambo August 23, 2011

john halo

A pretty cool guy

Human: John halo from xbox is a pretty cool guy

by June 14, 2022

John King

The greatest man that ever lived.

He can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.

John King doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.

by wolfpack2013 February 14, 2013

John Cena

Verb- To overcome the odds

A.K.A- Superman

Too much of anything is bad. We've had too much John Cena.

by Rememberme August 04, 2007

John Shit

It's when someone you know does something incredibly dumb & there is absolutely no logic behind it at all "That's Some John Shit!" And you feel like you're out of your gourd/speechless at how stupid oneself could be.

Someone that takes a shower right before they workout, & after. That's some John Shit.

by good buddy June 12, 2014

crapper john

It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.

Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...

by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005