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Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises
Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil
by lildick nigga April 29, 2019
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Jizz Spit

When a person performs oral sex and then hooks up with another person
Brandon:"Hey man, I just hooked up with Racheal "

Kyle:"Oh no, she blew Justin before that, she gave you jizz spit"
by Decepticrust January 1, 2016
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JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”
by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021
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Jizz tiz

Uncurable disease known to americans and romaniac's that can have an effect 3 generations, forwards or backwards. Know as the Jizz tiz.. don't get that on you it's unwashable
My Grandmother's mother's baby's uncle's cousin gave me the jizz tiz.
by THE REAL COOP February 17, 2025
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Jizz

JezziezJuzzieJizz
JimmyJizz
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Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
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