the jew and the pizza joke

do you know the difference between a jew and a pizza? when you put pizza in the oven it does scream

did you hear the jew and the pizza joke? no, good zen i vill get ze firewood

by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 16, 2010

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New york jew

One that is a uptight, and fickle. very tight financially jewish man. One with a love for money, a paper chaser.

That guy is tighter than a New york jew, give me my money you F*ing New york JEW!

by Christopher james bueler February 22, 2005

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Jew Tang Clan

A group of ill jews who smoke fat blunts and drink all day and are good at math.... They pull all kinds of pussy and act gangster until they see a black dude.

fuckin sketch balls that foos from the jew tang clan. i best not front or he's gon bussa cap in my ass

by triple s's October 19, 2006

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dylan the jew

Professionally known as Dylan Joaquin. He is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is liberal, Jewish, and supports all peoples' race, religion, gender identity, etc. The one thing he can't stand is reptiles, especially frogs.

Aw. Dylan just helped me with my homework. What a Dylan the Jew

by GickGick Ricky Picky GickGicG February 06, 2018

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golden jew nugget

A small bundle of metaphorical prosperity that is secretly and greedily hid away from the rest of society.

After taking all the kale and bok choy out of the crisper Alan discovered a cold frosty PBR and declared "well look at that little golden jew nugget."

by EnDubbs January 15, 2012

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