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jack bag 

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation
1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"
jack bag by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004

one eyed jack 

A one-eyed jack is, in a standard deck of cards, the Jack of Spades or the Jack of Hearts, both of which are seen in profile (and thus only one eye is seen).
My pair of one eyed jacks blew away her pair of eights
one eyed jack by socioclast83 October 25, 2008

Ketanji Brown Jackson

A judge that's been nominated into a Supreme Court judge because of her sex and colour. She’s known for giving child sex offenders light sentences and not being able to define woman despite being one herself.
Ketanji Brown Jackson is a Supreme Court nominee

Jack Man Dew 

Cocktail featuring Jack Daniel's whiskey and Mountain Dew soda. Similar to a "Jack and Coke" but with Mountain Dew instead of Coca-Cola. Name is from the Hooter's signature drinks menu.
"bartender let me have a Jack Man Dew"
Jack Man Dew by G.Simpson January 1, 2012

Jack Off 

To masturbate; the stimulation of a male's penis until orgasm is achieved and ejaculation occurs.
Jill didn't want to have sex right now, so Jack decided to jack off.
Jack Off by Phillip Knowles January 19, 2006
A man with the most sexy abs you will ever see. When women walk by him the faint because of his hotness. There is not a second in his life where a girl is not staring at him because of his sexyness. He is life.
Wow! Look at that handsome man over there! Oh yeah, that's Jackson.
Jackson by blart555 September 20, 2011