jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

by Pinguino25 October 02, 2017

jizz conga line

jizz conga line is when someone is analy fucking your ass and finishes inside, then the person recieving busts a nut, thus the jizz goes from person to person. this method can also be combined with an anal train.

bro i walked into the toilets and there was 3 dudes doing a jizz conga line

by damo dazza March 05, 2024

Jizz Hockey

when you ejaculate in the winter and your semen freezes on the ground and you play Hockey on it

Companion: Did you know I did a bit of Jizz Hockey last
You: sounds very intriguing companion

by Nigga Central October 05, 2023

jizz n' pray

Cumming inside a girls pussy and praying she doesn't get knocked up

I pull a Jizz N' Pray with Stephanie last night, I hope she doesn't get pregnant from it.

by tteddy1985 July 28, 2015

jizz flan

A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.

Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.

by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017

Fish Jizz

The discharge of seminal fluid under water

I could really go for some fish jizz tonight; I thought the water was a little salty but it was just this fish jizz.

by Captain Hutchinson Beaver Den September 04, 2022

jizz stach

A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.

When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing

by Peter Nails June 06, 2016