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Suicide Shoe

It was a shoe on the sidewalk. Nobody wanted it. It killed itself. Its now floating in the river.
Oh hey look, theres a suicide shoe in the river.
by CheetahDoesWords September 17, 2025
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Shoes

Why are u looking up shoes on an dictionary go to the nike store!!!
I'm going shopping for some new shoes
by Jrgshabeus October 15, 2019
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Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'
1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'
by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025
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no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type
"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"
by butthole4777 December 17, 2018
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Shoes

Jim:You've heard of Vans the shoe brand now introducing Shoes the Van brand
by Jim The Fucking Dumbass August 20, 2019
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(noun / expression)
Pronounced: sir-MAA-yet ah-med al-shar-ʿ

Meaning: A sarcastic or blind expression of loyalty to Ahmad al-Sharʿ, often used unironically by his hardcore supporters, or mockingly by his critics.

Origin:
After the fall of the Assad regime in Syria, a new figure named Ahmad al-Sharʿ rose to power—formerly a jihadist turned politician, leading the HTS (Hay’at Tahrir al-Sham). While he presented himself as a reformer, actual change on the ground was minimal. Despite this, many Sunni Syrians, who form the country’s majority, gave him unwavering support, similar to the cult-like loyalty previously shown to Assad.

These supporters began replying to criticism online with phrases like:

"Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ is worth more than your head"

"His slipper is above your head"
These are Arabic idioms that basically say: "How dare you criticize the man who saved us?"

Eventually, they shortened it to just: "Ṣirmāyat Ahmad al-Sharʿ", making the man’s shoe a symbol of unquestioned devotion.
Example Usage:

"Shut up, Ahmad al-Sharʿ’s shoe/slipper "صرماية أحمد الشرع" is more worth than you."
by Reasonable_Doubt August 5, 2025
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Goody Two-Shoes

It's what Kageyama is as a setter
by Haikyuu is life December 20, 2020
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