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wet texting

When you are sexting and it gets pretty hot to the point where she’s wet and tip is sticky
Damn bro we were wet texting until I came
by Damn bro she’s hot December 6, 2021
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Slunk Text

(v) when you are 'drunk with sleep' or overly tired and send a text as if you were drunk; may result in not remember ever sending said text. This text is often either vulgar, gibberish, extremely honest, or angry.

(n) a text sent or received by someone who is 'drunk with sleep'
"Aw damn, I think I slunk texted my ex last night.."
by Breezydarling September 29, 2012
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brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014
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Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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Texting

Before your in a seriously dating you may be texting.Where you cam flirt but have none of the commitment of a real relashionship
Kate:Would you get with Stacey?
John:Yesh definitely will you ask her if she wants to get texting
by Crazy bitch 7893 July 29, 2019
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Brown Text

When you accidently send a text to someone that was meant to go to someone else.
Matt: "So you think you want to go out to a movie tonight and maybe afterward come over to my place?"

Kyle: "wtf?"

Matt: "oh shit. Srry man I brown texted u."

Kyle: "oh. Its cool."
by KLStokes January 20, 2010
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grey text

When you mindlessly and continuously click on the “suggested” word in the grey text bar above the keyboard on your iPhone in a text message.

You usually do this to fuck with or confuse someone you really don’t care to talk to, or just to see what ridiculous shit apple’s algorithm predicts what you want to say.

Just open a new text, and start clicking incessantly on the middle Greyed out word. Happy grey texting!
just grey text that douche bag, he’s not worth your time..plus it’s fun.
by Aflip May 5, 2018
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