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Money Hands

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.
Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.
by MozillaBruh September 17, 2015
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Hungry Hands

When you are holding way too many items in your hands.
Danielle got hungry hands as she cleaned out the car.
by Lovedreambelieve June 19, 2022
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Carter Hand

The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.
Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder
by Carter hand March 31, 2022
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Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.
My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.
by SPWhite June 9, 2019
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hand-gander

The act of browsing with one's hands.
"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"
by TheLolmighty January 11, 2014
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Hand Of Brooks

A warning between mates that a girl has been ruined for life, and is likely to have a concerto of STDs.

From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)
1. "That chick would get RUINED"

2. "Nah mate, hand of Brooks"

1. "......Dirtbag"
by Big Dirt McGirt August 31, 2011
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a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
by von groovy July 4, 2019
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