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Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.
Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.
by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021
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simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
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Hand slider

The art of a woman giving manual stimulation to a mans erect penis. Sliding her hand up and down his shaft
Yo, I got the most wicked hand slider last night. Only cost me 40 bucks
by DB Bobby February 15, 2022
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Sam's hand

Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.
"Damn this is such a sam's hand"
"I won! I guess it's all up to your Sam's hand though"
by Good @ cards May 30, 2015
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Hand pockers

A man named hayden thought wheeler walker jr. Says “hand pockers” instead of “ham hockers
by Dumbass12369 July 12, 2022
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Hand Grenade

Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani
"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"

-John Bolton
by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019
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the red hand

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch
Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her
by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017
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