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Fat Piss by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003
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fat kid hunting
The best fucking sport ever invented.
The sport were you circle around the neighbeourhood on an ATV with a harpoon/ shotgun mercilussly hunting any fat kid you may see. This is called Urban fat kid hunting.
Rural fat kid hunting is when you leave a peice of cake in the woods then leave for an hour then come back on an ATv and a shotgun, by then all the fat kids within 500 nautical miles will have picked up the cake's scent and will be wanderng through the woods. Rural fat kid hunting makes for a damn good huntin.
The sport were you circle around the neighbeourhood on an ATV with a harpoon/ shotgun mercilussly hunting any fat kid you may see. This is called Urban fat kid hunting.
Rural fat kid hunting is when you leave a peice of cake in the woods then leave for an hour then come back on an ATv and a shotgun, by then all the fat kids within 500 nautical miles will have picked up the cake's scent and will be wanderng through the woods. Rural fat kid hunting makes for a damn good huntin.
Come on Jim if we don't go fat kid hunting now the fat kids i'll eat each other fighting over the cake, and that doesn't make for damn good huntin'.
fat kid hunting by Matt Evening May 25, 2007
Fat Guy Game
A man who has far too much skill at a physical activity and/or moves way too fast for a man of his size.
290 lbs. men like pro wrestler Samoa Joe should never jump from the top rope, but Joe does because he's got Fat Guy Game.
Nick moves fast for a fat man, so clearly he has Fat Guy Game.
Nick moves fast for a fat man, so clearly he has Fat Guy Game.
Fat Guy Game by Mr. Showtime November 5, 2008
Fat Boy Syndrome
Men who were fat when younger, and are now cripplingly insecure about themselves/their relationships may be said to have Fat Boy Syndrome (FBS). A man with FBS may or may not talk constantly about his weight/workout routine and/or his eating habits. He usually also talks about his insecurities ad infinitum. Men with FBS have a tendency to be overemotional, latch on to those who show any sort of interest in them, and be generally annoying.
Man with FBS: So, she says she likes me, but I don't know if she really does! I love her so much, and I'm just so scared that she'll realize she isn't into me....I should really hit the gym later, I'm feeling a little chubby...do these pants make me look fat?
Me: GO TALK TO A THERAPIST ABOUT YOUR FAT BOY SYNDROME!!1!!11!1
Me: GO TALK TO A THERAPIST ABOUT YOUR FAT BOY SYNDROME!!1!!11!1
Fat Boy Syndrome by j. rose October 16, 2011
fat bitch in denial
its somebody thats big fat && ugly that goes around sayin shes slim.she goes around sayin "im not fat,im just thick!" most of these gurls i have to admit are black.alot are white too.some of these ppl will go around wearin tube tops 10 sizes to big and short short short skirts.then guys all stare at them and they think its positive when its really negative because there not lookin at them sayin "oh shes so fine" there lookin @ her laughin and raggin on her.so thats a fat bitch in denial
fat bitchez pretty friend:im sorry but i cant be seen with you if your wearin that tube top and that skirt. fatbitch in denial:why because your intimidated by my good looks? fat bitchez skinny friend:no because your big as shit fat bitch in denial: im not fat im just thick dammit!
fat bitch in denial by ariel.so.sexi January 24, 2009