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by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015
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I think people must be confusing "hard fart" with "dense fart", and those terms are not the same thing.
A "hard fart" or "hard gas" is a medical term, something you might tell your doctor or your doctor may ask you about. A hard fart is a painful fart that sometimes has to be squeezed out to relieve pressure in the bowels as a result of constipation. You will discuss this with your doctor as a symptom of constipation. Usually, there is no defecation associated with a hard fart because of an underlying constipation issue. Sometimes a small amount of solid particles or "fecal debris" may pass along with this fart leaving skid marks, but this is not the same as a "shart".
Conversely, a "dense fart" comes about as a result of a diarrhea issue, usually a precursor to blowing mud. Hard farts are a precursor to having a painful, dry bowel movement sometime (often days) later.
I think people must be confusing "hard fart" with "dense fart", and those terms are not the same thing.
A "hard fart" or "hard gas" is a medical term, something you might tell your doctor or your doctor may ask you about. A hard fart is a painful fart that sometimes has to be squeezed out to relieve pressure in the bowels as a result of constipation. You will discuss this with your doctor as a symptom of constipation. Usually, there is no defecation associated with a hard fart because of an underlying constipation issue. Sometimes a small amount of solid particles or "fecal debris" may pass along with this fart leaving skid marks, but this is not the same as a "shart".
Conversely, a "dense fart" comes about as a result of a diarrhea issue, usually a precursor to blowing mud. Hard farts are a precursor to having a painful, dry bowel movement sometime (often days) later.
Doctor: "How often do you have bowel movements?"
Patient: "About every 4-5 days, but I have a lot of hard farts for a few days prior to having a BM."
Patient: "About every 4-5 days, but I have a lot of hard farts for a few days prior to having a BM."
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