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Clam Slam

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clam Slam is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clam Slam! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
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King’s Clam Chowder

when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off
“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”
by 2whistles December 7, 2022
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clam body

someone whos body and mainly hands sweat profusely.
person 1: “man i just dapped up xavier and his hands were dripping wet. clam body lookin ass.”

person 2: “yeah, he a whole clambody”
by willywonkachild November 16, 2017
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Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.
"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"
by GlizzyL September 29, 2023
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Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022
mugGet the Covid Clammug.

Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.
John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.
by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009
mugGet the Fortune clammug.

Ham Clam

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.
by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025
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