Cetch

To deceptively joke; humorously speak with intent to confuse or trick others. Generally harmless, but can be used in serious situations.

Not to be confused with "catch."

Really? Nah, you have got to be cetching.

by Shelcase January 23, 2025

Clitch

Clit itch

This yeast infection is really giving me the clitches.

by Queen0117 January 30, 2026

Ciach

To describe a bro or buddy; typically used in an ironic fashion

"Hey Ciach, mind grabbing me another banquet while you're up"

by Vito Spatafore February 1, 2026

Catch Print

To determine a penis size from the budge in pants in relation to where ballsack ends.

There are three print sizes in relation to penis length: an A (mid ballsack), B(to the ballsack), and D(after ballasack where you see no visible bump on pants). Additionally a wide penis would have an + notation

“You can catch print right? What’s his print size?”
“Oh he’s a B+”

by Wackysnacky March 17, 2026

catching print

Catching print is determining a man's dick size by looking at his pants. We can detect with full accuracy the size of his dick by where the bulge is.

Dick sizes are measured by A, B, and D for DICK.
-A is small. If his bulge is up top his pants, he's small. He does not extend past the balls.
-B is medium. Bulge in the middle. Dick and balls at the same level.
-D he has a woman pleasurer. Look down loooow. His area looks flat because the entire thing is dick. If the dick ends high, there's the bump. No bump means the dick is going all the way through there.

Matriarchy rise up. We're catching print now.

by pinkponyrave March 27, 2026

Catching Print

Determining the dick size by looking at the bulge in the pants and comparing the sack length to the penis :). An a-bulge is where the penis ends before the bottom of the sack, b-bulge is where it ends at the bottom of the sack, and g-bulge (we skip to g here) is where it ends past the bottom of the sack.

Riley: Hey, I'm catching print at the pool today! Wanna join?
Teagan: Oh he for surge is an a-bulge...
Riley: That's disappointing :(

by MeWhenICatchPrint March 27, 2026

Catching print

When women analyze the way a mans bulge is shaped in his pants at an attempt to try to guess his meat size.

Guy 1: Why do you think she ghosted me?
Guy 2: She was probably catching print.

by Poo poo pee pee poop March 28, 2026