suicidally bored

when you are so bored that you want to die

i was so suicidally bored i died

by datblooboi March 1, 2024

pussy board

a table made out of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the feet/legs of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the pussy's to complete the pussy triangle, then the male comes and plays monopoly with his friends

me and dad played pussy board with my mom and sister

by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024

pussy board

when people pull up chairs and play a game of monopoly a the scissor table

me and dad played pussy board while my mom and sister made us a scissor table

by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024

floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos

man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp

by lil young chaos May 3, 2024

Anal Boarding

When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.

"Waterboarding was too boring, so we decided to do anal boarding."

by popkxw May 5, 2024

Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.

“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”

by VLTN May 12, 2024

child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth

yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend

by anonymous May 26, 2024