sweating like a jew

Sweating like a Jew about to go into a concentration camp

He was so afraid the police pulled him over, he started sweating like a Jew.

by Kaiser1215 August 21, 2017

Glittering Jew Cat

Another word for a gay jew. Or when refering to a jew as a faggot, fairy, princess, Etc..

look at that guy over there, what a fairy.
OR for a jew, Look at that "Glittering Jew Cat"

by Katee420 October 31, 2011

Court Jew

1. Historically, a Jew hired by European royalty and nobility to do their dirty work in exchange for social privileges. When the people would become discontent, the Court Jew would be blamed for the problems of the monarchy, and by extension, the Jewish people as a whole would be blamed and thrown to the wolves so that the royalty could live to oppress its subjects another day.

2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.

Ben Shapiro is a good Court Jew.

by Catty McGee October 24, 2018

Jumping Jew Bag

When a jew runs, the bag of jew gold around his neck bounces(jumps)

DUDE WHAT A JUMPING JEW BAG!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Fungus Dick Jew

A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.

Lucas: did you see the fungus dick Jew last night?

by deicideDecoded October 8, 2016

sexy jew daddy

way hotter than your average jewish boy. this is one jewish man you'd definitely be down to f*ck

"ian staples is so hot and he's jewish, definitely a sexy jew daddy."

by tayhot November 14, 2016

nigga natzi jew

A very confused person suffering from etreme self hatred.

He is such a nigga natzi jew he can't even get along with himself.

by Jamie Pheloney April 9, 2005