Blindie

The word black combined with the word indie, usually a hipster that has holes in their jeans, havs a funky name, wears obnoxious bows, listens to alternative music, carries a camera with them as if their photographers, and takes indie pictures for their profile on facebook.

Fefe: Hey dude check out that hipster
Zara: Yo, that's a blindie
Fefe: No way!
Zara: Oh yes way.

by anindiehipster June 10, 2010

Blinder

A girl that is so big that if you and a buddy are tag teaming her, you can't see each other.

"Look at that whale"

"No my friend, that there is a blinder"

by Pancho and Lefty September 4, 2015

Pulling the blinds

The sexual foreplay of pulling the string on window blinds just enough to cover the window latch. Scientists still cannot answer why only women have been known to be sexually gratified by blind pulling. Greater amounts of pleasure can be experienced with newer blinds and latches that are in pristine condition. Women love to do this when they visit each other's homes.

Yesterday morning Katie woke up to the delightful surprise of Monique pulling her blinds just the way she likes them pulled.

Your gamgam pulls her blinds every morning like clockwork.

Don't you hate it when your mom comes in your room to wake you up for school by pulling your blinds?!
She got leprosy from pulling the blinds so much.

by IPeeWhenIFart June 4, 2018

Blindfolded Louie

Before you engage in sexual intercourse you blindfold yourself and your partner then take a vacuum cleaner and suck out the juices of your cock and your partners cock/vagina and stick in it your ass and put the vacuum on reverse/blow.

"Hey before we have sex why don't we get the Hoover and do a Blindfolded Louie"

by Louie Sanchez October 2, 2007

Bland

One big freaking mess

Oh look there goes bland, what a mess

by An abitual line stepper November 30, 2004

Bindipper

A person or persons namely from Manchester. For many years they have tried to hide the fact that they themselves had the honour of dipping bins well before the scousers...

Look at that Manc bindipper wishing he was a scouser

by Excessive banterer September 7, 2015

angry sanchez blindness

This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"

Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.

by cramtoes September 9, 2010