Alabama Finger Trap

When a partner puts one finger up your urethra and another on their opposite hand up your butt. More engaging if the penetrating party pretends they can't pull their fingers out

Person A: I've never had an Alabama Finger Trap that tight since my wife passed.
Person B: God rest her soul. Is that why you wanted to hook up at the funeral home?

by ToiletsAblaze420 October 7, 2023

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Alabama muntkin

Shitting in a dead persons mouth while someone blows you

My gf gave me an Alabama muntkin last night

by Claxmcb April 4, 2024

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Alabama high dive

It’s when a girl lays on her belly and holds her legs together and the man inserts on top, and the girl twerks or Gyrates while the man is inside

I banged heather like on a Alabama high dive

by Hdizzel August 13, 2022

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Alabama Stew

Eating out a female relative who is on their period.

Bro I ate out my sister last night and it was the tastiest Alabama Stew ever!

by MrCurryMans January 15, 2021

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A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

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