Absis

Absis is my brother, this name orginated from babs.

Absis shut up

by Yellowcargreencarredcar May 31, 2024

absolucci

When you're absolutely right and luckily so

Did you close that deal? Absolucci I did!

by pcostamesa June 27, 2024

abso-slut-ly

A portmanteau of absolutely and slut.

Judy: “The thing is, Alanis, it's Spring. That time of yea when I should be getting my Jude groove on. You know, lovin' and leavin', kissin' and quittin', first base and then get out of my face.”
Alanis: “I get it. You should be making out under the dock. Staying out until 10 o'clock.”
Judy: “Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement.”

by natalie portmanteaux September 21, 2024

Absolute Luck

An extreme or large amount of luck.

Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"

John: "Really? What do you mean?"

Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"

John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Abscondalize

(Ab●Scond●Alie●Z)

Whatever Shaggz needs it to be.

In example:
"Hey what are you doing?"
"Calm down I'm Abscondalizing, that's all."
Can not be used against Shaggz.
In example:
"Hey shaggz you can't abscondalize here!"
Shaggz in response could/would say:

"Hang on wait, that's not abscondalizing though!"

And magically it wouldn't be abscondalizing, also whatever he was accused of would have never happened.

I abscondalized my way here. Probably gonna be abscondalizing back shortly.

by Shaggy_Metallica[NoLastName] November 28, 2024

Abstimonious

A portmanteau of abstemious and sanctimonious. A holier than thou feeling that comes from the recently abstemious.

Dave: Bob was so abstimonious at St. Patrick’s Day after recently beginning his sobriety journey.

Ben: I know as if he didn’t shit himself last week.

by Gwen Hilton November 28, 2024

Absentmeaniningly

Used to describe something that lacks purpose

absentmeaniningly

by luvstam November 29, 2024