“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”
by Alfrendo May 14, 2021
Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.
by Advantage Tennis Academy April 25, 2018
The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay
"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*
by Lazengan July 30, 2016
1- Michael Ingo Joachim Weikath. Also known as Weiki, is one of the Godfathers of Power Metal (Helloween).
2- An amazing songwriter, guitarist, and human being.
3- I got nothing much to say, but he's AWESOME.
2- An amazing songwriter, guitarist, and human being.
3- I got nothing much to say, but he's AWESOME.
Person 1: "Dude, who's that guy? It looks like he just smoked a crack or something."
Person 2: "That guy? He's Michael Weikath. He's a fucking legend, man..."
Person 2: "That guy? He's Michael Weikath. He's a fucking legend, man..."
by weirdothatjustliketodefinerans February 10, 2018
American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, actor and philanthropist.
August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009
Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.
August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009
Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.
by August-Moon January 17, 2020
holy shit IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON
by loveybovey May 29, 2021
The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry
Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?
Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock
Boy: Who's MJ?
Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock
by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021