by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024
Get the Cow Toothmug. The most legendary animal to have every gazed this planet. it has the perfext life. eating sleeping and givin milk. fat, cute and simple. the cow is just a cool thing.
Black AND white yo this animal is made for us daym humans. it is godly and resembles that everyone are equal.
a cow is the best
Black AND white yo this animal is made for us daym humans. it is godly and resembles that everyone are equal.
a cow is the best
by GamezIQ_YT February 27, 2020
Get the Cowmug. The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024
Get the Ask the cow!mug. A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
by Ldread June 1, 2023
Get the King Cowmug. A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
Get the Cow cornmug. 
A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class
by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024
Get the Cow burgermug.