Free Cake

A term used to describe a poorly-skilled opposition, typically used in sport.

“Hey bro we play Longford on the weekend”
“Ah yes, that’s free cake”

by ryxnphxlan October 16, 2020

Batter cake

When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone

oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake

by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019

chill-cake

a tasty baked treat, that aids the resolution of tension. it is usually proffered to the person most stressed in any particular scenario. an alternative to the much prescribed chill pill, it has a cool peppermint icing which chills the brain in seconds.

whoa, we're all bro-hos here, put the piece away and have a slice of chill-cake.

by drumbro July 22, 2010

shush cake

Shush cake |insult | origin- England|

When someone is talking so much and needs to shush, they’re a shush cake.

Person1: You’re bad at life
Person2: shush, you shush cake

by -•-_-•- March 4, 2022

Nut Cake

An art practiced in sex where right as your about to nut, do it on the outside of a vagina,so the nut resembles the frosting on a cake.

Guy 1: So how did the sex go.
Guy2: It was the best sex I've ever had.

Guy 1: Good for you buddy. How did you reward her for it?
Guy2: I made her a Nut Cake.

by ChipFlip. September 16, 2017

Pattie Caked

When you promote a go fund that turns out to be a fraud. Instead of warning your followers about it, you just delete it and pretend it didn't happen like a coward.

Man, Deby really Pattie Caked her followers when she left Eric up on her boost.

Could have been a decent person and at least warned them but she played Pattie Cakes instead.

by TeamPattieCakes May 20, 2023

Struggle Cakes

The poor man's version of Pancakes, made with: Buttered Toast, Syrup, and Cinnamon for a added flavour.

Marcy: "Aye, I heard that Vince ate Struggle Cakes again."
Wifey: "Damn, I never knew that he was THAT poor."
{StruggleCakes}

by _Papa_Vince_ January 15, 2018