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Walking Blackout

When you black out from alcohol consumption but still continue to function(Walk, talk, act normal) with no memory of the events after the blackout -- caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol in short span on an empty stomach or mixing alcohol with benzodiazepine based medication.
1: Man the last thing i remember is getting out of the cab at that Irish Pub
2: We went to three other bars and the movies after that. You don't remember licking the glass at the ticket booth and almost getting escorted out by security?!
1: Shit man... I guess i was having a Walking Blackout
by zerogroup November 28, 2018
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waldena

wheres waldos gf
omg did u know waldo and waldena are dating ?!?!
by tanya / tatertot December 19, 2018
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walking uncyclopedia

a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains
My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.
by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019
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Walker Frankenberg

Walker Frankenberg is a big douche
by RealAccount123 April 13, 2019
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Walkin Jerk

When you walk around and jerk your dick off in public!
Yo... just saw a walkin jerk on queen west bruv! Intense look he had in his eye I felt for his dick!
by Uncle Sam’s Kitchen April 15, 2019
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walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking
thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco
by greenecounty April 23, 2019
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Walkergonedead

A pot head that's obsessed with PS4: some of his favorite games include Spiderman, battlefield, black ops 4, and days gone.. just to name a few if you ever encounter this wild pothead, your ONLY chance of survival.. cool ranch Doritos
Watch out for for Walkergonedead... You don't have your ONLY chance of survival... Doritos, but not any Doritos... COOL RANCH DORITOS!!!!
by Galaxyzbeyond101 May 9, 2019
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