The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019
Get the Matt Mcdonald Surprisemug. When you are at the airport and you have to return your rental and have cases of beer left and can’t find the trash, you just find a pick up with stickers you like and put all the beer in the bed of their truck.
Me and Nick were late for our flight and had about 2 cases of beer left, so we found a sweet Dodge Ram with a huge realtree sticker and gave them an Alabama surprise party.
by Big daddy Gaddy October 20, 2023
Get the Alabama surprise partymug. When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in
by Surprise giver March 23, 2021
Get the The Spikey Surprisemug. by Blakkk October 30, 2020
Get the Tallent Surprisemug. How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016
Get the oyster surprisemug. by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
Get the pistachio surprisemug. 