texas eye goggler

A sex maneuver where a male places one of testicles in each of his mates eye sockets and bounces up and down repeatedly.

Joe squished his one of his nuts while giving Shauna the Texas Eye Goggler.

by j0h December 21, 2007

Texas Barrel Smoker

A drunken redneck who blows his fellow cowboys in the Black-Angus parking lot in exchange for warm cans of Hamms.

Jess had only lived in Texas one year after being released from prison, but already had a reputation with the Houston truckers social circle as being the local texas barrel smoker.

by Jess Hogan June 21, 2006

Striking Texas Tea

While doing your girlfriend, she unexpectedly starts her period.

John was drilling his girlfriend when suddenly he found himself striking texas tea. However, this did not help out his financial status.

by WickedPoptaht October 22, 2008

texas chainsaw massacre

When you're dicking a girl while she is on her period and as you pull out for an almighty final thrust you see blood all over your dick and gushing out of her.

Me "I was dicking your mum as usual and didn't know she was on her period!"
You "What why were you dicking my mum?!"
Me "Fuck that I texas chainsaw massacred her"
You "What does that mean"
ME "I got blood all over my dick and got the fuck out of there!"

by Beansytein the third March 9, 2018

texas tater chip

ejaculate on her face and smear it around.after it dries peel it off and feed it to her

after her sweet blowjob results had dried ,i fed her her texas tater chip

by the fighting armadillo January 7, 2010

walker texas ranger

A terribly hilarious show. Watch this high, drunk or sober and I guarantee plenty of laughs. Watching Chuck Norris fight computer high-jacking ninjas, roundhouse kicking Asian drug lords and using a jet-pack (you read that right) all make for one hilarious show.

-Dude, lets get high and watch old man chuck norris jump through some windows.
- Man, I don't even need to get high. Walker Texas Ranger is the shit

by >Kyle< November 13, 2005

texas turn-around

AKA "texas turn." When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.

Despite the name, "texas turn-arounds" are illegal in Texas.

by texas turn November 5, 2007