Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.
Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
by KillaNeptune May 10, 2011
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a dinosaur with headphones
Guy 1: holy crap did you see that thing what was it?!
Guy 2: that would be a tarasauris.
Guy 1: a what?
Guy 2: a dinosaur with headphones
Guy 2: that would be a tarasauris.
Guy 1: a what?
Guy 2: a dinosaur with headphones
by currpledude May 22, 2011
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Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"
Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."
Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."
Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."
Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."
Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
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Tardasians are culturally complex due to the fact that their planet rotates so slowly that there are two distinct species of Tardasians, one living on the east and one on the west side of the planet.
by Anonymole October 27, 2011
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