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trach snake 

A penis that is inserted into a tracheostomy orifice.
Yesterday at the retirement home a male nurse tripped and his cock miraculously landed in a patient's trach hole. The patient got "trach snaked."
trach snake by Outlandy Man April 26, 2014

Reverse Snake In The Crevice 

When you tuck your penis between your legs, turn your back to the toilet ,and urinate.
Jordan: Dude, why is the toilet seat so wet?
Tristan: Oh sorry, I tried a Reverse Snake In The Crevice
Jordan: Clean it up!

ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.
As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....
ornamental snake by Marteau December 14, 2015

Vanilla Snake 

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.
Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.
Vanilla Snake by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

Trach Snake 

When you fuck a chick in the hole in her neck. ( From a tracheotomy )
Man 1: How did the blind date go bro.
Man 2: Started out slow, but it picked up later when i gave her the o'l TRACH SNAKE.
Man 1: Fuck yeah clean out them pipes.
Trach Snake by That805G June 3, 2016

smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.
Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.
smashing snake by Skankhunt422 November 12, 2016