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A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.
As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....
by Marteau December 14, 2015
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