smokedmeat

oral pleasure involving a female smoking a blunt and sucking a penis simoltanously

My girl friend was smoking a blunt and out of nowere she started giving me smokedmeat!!

smokedmeat by K-what!! March 13, 2008

Smokedepancake 

The means to smoke a pancake.

To be said correctly would be to say: Hmmmm Scchhmooocedepancake!

Badman: Wanna Play Some Shpec Ops

JimFizzle: Hmm Smokedepancake

Smokedepancake by Ahmed Ahmed Ahmed Singh January 27, 2010

smoke out the dogs 

allowing a turd rider (tailgater) to pass you, become the 'point man', zoom out in front attract the police and get the speeding ticket!! (not specific to males!!)
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover

i'm going to pull over and let this shit-ass smoke out the dogs

smoke out the dogs by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

smoke some bacon 

The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you

"John you are so dumb"
"Bill, go smoke some bacon"

smoke some bacon by solestar May 27, 2013

smoke or poke 

Referring to routes of drug administration, smoking ie. burning or vaporization and inhalation of substance and/or poking ie. intravenous injection.

So do you smoke or poke?

smoke or poke by gtrill February 1, 2017

Smoke cock 

Given the choice, when marijuana becomes legal, to smoke a fat blunt or some cock, the person chooses to stick with smoking cock because he is a homosexual who refuses to partake in recreational drugs.

Rob: Denis, when marijuana becomes legal will you smoke a fat blunt or continue to smoke cock?

Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.

Smoke cock by G1itter May 31, 2017

shoked

shocked but sNazZily

pronounced: sock-ed, yes as in sock

wow. when i saw that atrocity i was SHOKED. but luckily i remained snazzy as ever

shoked by the snazzy linguist November 25, 2018