A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.
This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.
I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.
Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.
A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.
Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.
A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020
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by Beaker0307 September 6, 2020
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Man look at Jessica cooking that steak usin all that butta. She must have a big asshole that butta slut.
by Bowchikayowyow April 5, 2017
Get the Butta slut mug.When one only receive Snaps that a friend puts on their story. The person who sends the snaps to the Snap Slut usually only does so to boost their Snapchat score
Jake: It's seems like the only Snapchats I get from Jen are those she posts to her story.
Trevor: Bro, you're totally her Story Slut.
Alyssa: Jon really thinks I like him because I send him Snaps, but little does he know, he's just my Story Slut.
Ellen: You only have one Story Slut? I have three guys that think I'm in love with them, but they're too stupid to realize they're just my Story Sluts.
Trevor: Bro, you're totally her Story Slut.
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Ellen: You only have one Story Slut? I have three guys that think I'm in love with them, but they're too stupid to realize they're just my Story Sluts.
by PigBat May 15, 2017
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Also known as community pussy, she's down for any nigha she meets
2/10 niggas you know have smashed her.
Also known as community pussy, she's down for any nigha she meets
2/10 niggas you know have smashed her.
by 2andahalfyears July 2, 2017
Get the Community Slut mug.A flat slut is somebody named Amy who has been in a terrible sexual accident and had their face smashed against a woman's extremely flat breasts. This caused her face to become as flat as a piece of paper. If you ever meet a Flat Slut, don't get too close because she will reel you in and turn you into a condescending dick who gets really annoyed when their threesome with Amy doesn't go to plan because Geraldine doesn't know how to use a vaginal condom.
Guy 1: "Ugh, I met this flat slut at college today."
Guy 2: "Ew, was she flat?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, flat as a rat"
Guy 2: "Ew, was she flat?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, flat as a rat"
by PshycoComedian November 22, 2017
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That pretty slut tried to flirt with my husband.
That pretty slut is so arrogant.
That pretty slut posted many photos of herself in a bikini in her Facebook. She wants attention.
That pretty slut is so arrogant.
That pretty slut posted many photos of herself in a bikini in her Facebook. She wants attention.
by magentapeach9999 June 2, 2016
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