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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
mugGet the Scoop and Sleepmug.

sleeping delhey

1. to defecate inside a woman's vagina while she is asleep
2. to take advantage of a highly intoxicated woman
"Man last night you totally sleeping Delhey'd that girl"
"Really?"
"Yeah she was drunk out of her mind and you just banged her in front of everyone"
by clone10264 September 19, 2011
mugGet the sleeping delheymug.

I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
you know, i will sleep early today
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
mugGet the I will sleep early todaymug.

sleeping bag

cool, awesome, funny, epic, lit, used to add snarky emphasis
OKAYYY THAT NEW EPISODE OF GREYS ANATOMY WAS SLEEPING BAG ASFFF!!!!
by dohze November 10, 2020
mugGet the sleeping bagmug.

Sleep Blocker

A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up
Samantha was trying to sleep but Emma was being a sleep blocker and keeping her awake
by Smoremallow September 28, 2018
mugGet the Sleep Blockermug.

Sleeping on

Bruh 1: Have you watched the newest Marvel movie?
Bruh 2: Nah, not yet. I’ll probably see it some other time.

Bruh 1: Not yet?? You’re sleeping on it!
by Pakk25 May 5, 2022
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