sleep

The human charging station.

"I'm feeling tired. I should go get some sleep."

by Te-Agma-At January 3, 2021

SLEEPING !!

A noun that you shout out when you’re uninterested or bored.

“You wanna go on a walk”

Response: “YO I’m SLEEPING !!”

by Fismail February 14, 2021

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

Sleep-memeing

When you tell your friends you sleeping but you send them memes...

“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping”

“Oh I was sleep-memeing”

by Khadzzz February 23, 2021

Sleeping Beauty

Curling one out on a bed.

“Did you just see Aurora do a Sleeping Beauty?”

“Yeah, it stank like Spindleshanks’ litter tray”

by KingNobbie February 25, 2021

Beetus-Sleep

When a diabetic sleeps hard as fuck and won’t shut off their alarms

Yeah that mf beetus-sleepin’ his alarms woke me up before they woke him up!

by diabetes man February 26, 2021

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021