Soft Launch

When a person or couple posts online to reveal their relationship, but does so in a way that doesn't reveal their significant other openly. It's a way to have their relationship known, but also have privacy and secrecy.

I just saw what Veronica posted on her story, and it was a soft launch with her boyfriend.

by shellsbythesea January 26, 2026

Soft Launch

"Soft launch" is a term when someone hints at being in a relationship online without fully showing or tagging their partner. For example, posting small clues like a hand or a date setup.

She posted a dinner picture with someone's arm across the table; she just soft launched"

by charms67 January 27, 2026

Soft Spiral

When a girl is slowly losing her mind over multiple small things at once, but is still functioning, looking cute, and pretending everything is fine.

I told my friend I am fine, but was clearly in a "soft spiral" over her entire existence while doing her makeup.

by unicornpinkypromisemusthave January 27, 2026

Soft Logging

When you are hard, but then get soft… but still pump and dump.

Dude, I came in 20 seconds and then I soft logged her for another minute!

Soft Logging means your penis is less than 69% erect but you are still inside a vagina.

by Red_man_blue February 6, 2026

Soft Clarinet

The act of eating out a vagina whilst tickling the recipient’s belly, the music being the resulting mix of moaning and laughter

Gave that bitch a soft clarinet last night, should’ve heard her music

by Lud Hanjeschter February 18, 2026

Soft Disowned

Not calling to check on someone, but will pick up their call. If you've been soft disowned, they won't call to check on you, but will pick up your call but still not ask how you're doing.

Ashley believes her family have soft disowned her, they never call her, and when she calls, they hang up after just 2 minutes on the phone.

by GirlQchi February 7, 2025

Softbody

Calling a man a Softbody is an insult, implying that he is physically or mentally weak. A Softbody is…
1. Physically out of shape – Lacking muscle or toughness.
2. Mentally weak or soft – Easily intimidated, lacks resilience or a strong mindset.
3. Not built for hardship – Someone who wouldn’t handle a tough situation well.

He talks tough, but the moment things get real, he folds like a Softbody.

by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025