Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?

"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"

by Jetwing June 18, 2020

Sleep Crapnea

A debilitating disease, mostly commonly associated with Boston Terriers. They begin snoring while they sleep, followed by large amounts of toxic fumes coming from the rear of the animal

We just found out my dog has sleep crapnea, he snores like a freight train, and farts like mule.

by Terrier Dad January 4, 2023

Sleep

Something people need but when its 2020 nobody cares about it anymore its also staying up at night and playing games on your phone xbox or computer

Friend:Hey how did you sleep
Me:Umm whats sleep again
Other friend:Sleep is something in the past get over it

Pt.2
Friend:our sleep last night was crazyyyyy
Me:ikr i cant believe we won 200 rounds of fortnite last night sleep was soo fun

by Truefactsssss12345 February 17, 2020

I’m gonna sleep you

When you threaten someone whether it’s physically or mentally

Juan: I’m gonna sleep you on this game

Jonathan: stfu you suck ass

by Jaydd03 August 21, 2021

Sleep equipment

Items used when one sleeps, (blind fold, comfort object, extra pillow, ext)

I always have my sleep equipment on hand for bed time or a nap

by Heyitsj000 August 10, 2020

Sleep Shutting

You close your laptop lid during sleep and don't remember it when you wake up.

You fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. You have closed the lid during your sleep but when you wake up don't remember doing it.

Sleep Shutting has the same effects as sleep walking.

by Some Random Guy On The Web June 14, 2015

Sleeping pill

Another way of saying they are going to masturbate so they can pass out.

It’s 1 am in the morning. I can’t sleep so imma take a sleeping pill.

by Ant 02 December 8, 2020