too tired to sleep

Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired

Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep

by You_are_fool October 22, 2022

sleeping...ghost

sleeping...ghost is a very very cool cosplayer, who cosplays dream smp characters, and anime characters too. sleeping...ghost uses they/she/he pronouns and has over 2000 followers on tiktok.

person 1: Do you follow sleeping...ghost on tiktok?
person 2: yes! she is my fav. cosplayer!

by V1kk1_ August 24, 2021

sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023

Sleep

Something I never get enough of and should be doing rn but I'm still on this damn phone

*is almost 1 in the morning*
Me: just gonna watch one more episode then I'll go to sleep
*5 hours later*
Me: Shit 😑

by WxllFlxwer November 2, 2016

Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

soundless sleep

When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping

I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep

by WinterK January 19, 2023

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022