Poo Tourist

Someone from another work department/location/floor who does not use their specified toilet facilities, but instead travels to another department/floor/office to poop

Dave from the floor above is such a poo tourist, he's always coming downstairs to use our toilets

by PUbez July 2, 2015

Poo plug

When your trying to take a shit in a pit toilet and you feel that cold breeze up your ass and can’t get it out.

You got a hairdryer bro? I got a poo plug and I need help thawing it.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

poo cube

A cubicle (or desk) that is close enough to a bathroom where you can smell the stank from someone having just gone number 2.

Matt: "Hey where is the new guy gonna be sitting?'
Jim: "Right next to the bathroom in the poo cube area."
Matt: "Shitty for the new guy"
Jim: "Yeah I feel sorry for him after Randy's morning Growler"

by phizzledizzle June 18, 2011

Poo Dust

The dust of faecal matter that sprays down ones leg when they are loosey goosey and not wearing underwear therefore spreading poo dust around.

When the fart is so powerful you can taste the poo dust.

by Smasher99 January 27, 2020

Poo Zamboni

When Ryan makes anal love to Uvonne he calls it the Poo Zamboni.

Cody asked Ryan what he did last night and he said I gave the Poo Zamboni to your mom!

by Scotttybitch November 11, 2022

Poo Licked

When your dog licks it's ass then licks you.

I was over at Jack's house, and his golden retriever poo licked him right in the mouth!

by Aw1798 May 9, 2014

poo sweats

When you need to poo so badly that you feel cold inside and sweaty outside.

I needed to take a dump so badly that i got the poo sweats

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017