Sonic Poo

This is an event that occurs when a shit has brewed under the extreme pressure of last night’s streak and you’re now sitting on the commode ready to unload. At this moment, the gas escapes as such a velocity that you no longer have the sphincter strength to stop this hell from escaping. Usually it starts with a quick clap, followed by gigantic explosion that breaks the sound barrier, then ends with a dry-to-wet sputtering that let leads to feces in any state of matter to then rely on gravity to make a splash. It should also be pointed out that the explosion has a specific echo that is purely unique to this event. And, you ALL know what I mean.

I just had the most epic sonic poo of my life. The pressure was immense and I may be deaf now.

by Bobby the Bug Man January 27, 2022

poo bum

that feeling you get in your bum after you do a long, hard poo that makes it uncomfortable to sit down for a while.

(troye sivan walks in the room after leaving for a long time and stands next to his boyfriend, jacob bixenman, who is sitting down)

jacob : sit down, troye
troye: n-no i'm good
jacob: OHHHH sorry i see what's going on
troye: hm - what?
jacob: you have poo bum, no fuss
troye: omg is that what u call that, like, tingly, moist, harsh feeling right up your bu-
jacob: yES! YES.. no more description, please.. but yes that's what it is

by uwa uwa October 23, 2018

Poo Whisper

A quiet act of flatulence.

A fart that sounds like "ssssssshhhht" could be a poo whisper(ing)

by randomaddition July 22, 2010

Fantom Poo

A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.

Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".

Tom "Lovely".

by Zute Zute October 11, 2009

Poo flu

Stomach bug where one is violently shitting themselves.

You talk to Greg? Poor bastard can’t even trust a fart, he’s got the poo flu.

by Key-in January 7, 2019

Miracle Poo

When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.

You were quick mate, are you sure you wiped?
Yeah mate, just had a miracle poo.
You lucky bastard!

by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017

Reecey-poo

An annoying nickname for someone named Reece. If your Reece is like any other, he will role his eyes and probably crack a smile.

"Reecey-poo! What are you doing over there?"

by Reecey's lover May 19, 2022