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nose-eurysm

The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.
The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.
by Painfully Obvious May 14, 2006
mugGet the nose-eurysmmug.

Nose cabbage

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!
by Vanessa28613 August 12, 2015
mugGet the Nose cabbagemug.

Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.
My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?
by carnyLP July 19, 2022
mugGet the Nose Towelmug.

Canoli nose

When you ride a face (male/female) and you fill their nostrils with creamy wetness.
I rode his face so hard he had Canoli nose
by Betchface March 2, 2018
mugGet the Canoli nosemug.

Nose drop

When your having sex and your partner drips snot into your mouth from above.
Yo my dude me and my bitch had sex last night

She had a wicked cold and I got a mad nose drop.,!
by Eric&Tracey2021 September 5, 2021
mugGet the Nose dropmug.

warm nose

Cumming inside of someones mouth enough for their nose to leak sperm.
Michael:"Ive always wanted to have a warm nose.."

Carl:"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by light.mp45 January 16, 2024
mugGet the warm nosemug.

Nose McGowan

“That Weinstein prick tried to assault me again.... let’s get a bag of Nose McGowan and let off some steam”
by Santos L Halper June 15, 2018
mugGet the Nose McGowanmug.

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