God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.
Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by RetardedGoatMan February 05, 2015
The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.
"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."
by Bloody Davy Flint August 16, 2005
this is a game that brett will never stop playing. when we are all on a game that even he has he will be playing that shit for hours. he needs help like this is insanely sad how much he plays it.
by gotta let ppl know October 22, 2020
by Zeb-man August 07, 2006
1. I play Duel Monsters.
2. I play Duel Monsters while getting laid.
3. I play Duel Monsters while trying on womens' thongs.
2. I play Duel Monsters while getting laid.
3. I play Duel Monsters while trying on womens' thongs.
by Har January 18, 2004
A girl who is fat and ugly wears a gross way to short for her fat thighs dress to go to a party. SMS is used when around the actual slut.
by Michelle Bacardi July 24, 2008
by 3 Headed Monsta March 06, 2009