Mike Manoogs

A retarted person who makes the funniest puns out there for all to here. WANTS TO MAKE A FUCKING GOD DAMN LITTLE BAG JIZZ DOCUMENTARY THAT NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING WATCH IN THERE ENTIRE LIFE. MIKE IF YOUR READING THIS U UNDERSTAND ME LITTLE BOY U BETTER GOD DAMN U HOE BAG!!! GOD DAMN Mike Manoogs

That kid Mike Manoogs is such a tard with his documentary.

by vinag42 September 3, 2016

Mike

A guy from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island with dissociative identity disorder, or as he calls it, multiple personality disorder. Personalities include:
Svetlana the Russian gymnast
Vito the buff Italian guy
Chester the angry old man
Manitoba Smith the treasure hunter
Mal the cartoon villain
Mike the kind original personality

Mike: I have multiple personality disorder
Zoey: I know, Cameron just told me
Cameron: Sorry!

by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023

Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny

another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically

by midasxd July 24, 2021

Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex

I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep

by Coal and Fish October 25, 2020

Delulu Mike

When Mike has one too many shotguns and or shots.
The most intense blackout you've experienced.

"Mike. You went Delulu last night. Not cool"
"You went Delulu Mike last night."

by Supperfudge123 August 23, 2023

Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound

Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes

by some guy with a computer November 30, 2020